Married Sex Challenge

I know, I know...I am not a sex blogger...geez Bea, you sure have sex on the brain lately!  Well, what should I say to that...I suppose I do.  Is there something wrong with that?  I think not!  Why do I keep blushing then? *wink*

 

Anyway, I hereby challenge you married folks to have sex.  Uh, Bea...we do that.  Yes, yes, but I am challenging you to do it 30 DAYS IN A ROW! 

Say What? Now THAT is a challenge.

How did I get this crazy idea?  Well, I read this blogger who did the same thing...I read all her posts...she is pretty funny, but I couldn't get over the fact that Day 1 her and her husband got in a fight and didn't have sex...SERIOUSLY?, I think I would have had to officially start the next day...that would drive me crazy.  There are magazine challenges and pastor challenges out there too...so I thought, hell, why not?

So, I told Levi about this challenge and he felt the same way I did...the couple only had sex like 2/3 of the 30 days...does that even count? He said...oh yeah, babe,  we could so do better than that.  Now, you may be thinking, uh, Bea...you know what he is up to, right?  Yes, yes, I get it.  But, hey, sounds like fun to me.  So we decided to do this together and now I am sharing with you in hopes that you might try too!

Levi and I discussed the rules...in order for it to count for us one of us has to get off and we have to be together.  It can be in whatever way we want, but not alone...so no, masturbating in the shower doesn't count.  It has to occur between 12:00 am and 11:59 pm to count for that day.  We added one the other night...if we miss a day then we can make it up another day by doing it twice.  So, this may sound like cheating, but Levi added it so I would stop obsessing about missing Day 4...more on that in a minute.

Now, Levi and I have a pretty healthy sex life most of the time, but I shared with you all that we were going through a bit of a dry spell and we were feeling more like roommates.  It had been just a handful of times in the last couple of months.  We have been crazy busy stressed which I think had a lot to do with it.  We usually would average a handful of times every week!  So this was unusual and it was making me uncomfortable that such a pattern was forming. 

We are on Day 7...here is what we have so far...have I mentioned that I am not a sex blogger?...please excuse my vagueness...smile...blush.

Day 1: Grumpy morning quickie  (I am not a morning person.  Levi, however opens his eyes and is ready to face the day and is always frisky.  We had been up until 12 and I had had to take an allergy pill.  We also had a houseful of guests and the kids did not have school so I could sleep in.  I was extremely annoyed when he woke up ready to face the challenge at 5:30 am and all I wanted to do was sleep.  I remember whining like a two year old, growling, and then of course, I had to get up and pee.  I stomped off to the bathroom and came out and Levi was getting dressed for work.  I asked him what he was doing!  I am up now!  Yes, I am quite sure that I was a sexy goddess that he was so looking forward to nailing.  I mumbled I am sorry and threw off my pjs...that was enough I guess, but I made it clear it was just for him.

 

Day 2: 15 minute maintenance moments before midnight  (Just had to practice some alliteration there...I say maintenance cause it was sorta eh for both of us...only he got off, I seriously just wasn't in the mood and was tired, but he did make a concerted effort to make sure that I enjoyed myself)

Day 3: 10 minute exhausted quickie (Seriously, can we get any more tired?...I could blame the tryptophan, but I think that our week of family and commitments was totally catching up to us and we had to leave early in the morning to travel to visit more family so we weren't thrilled with the lack of sleep and the morning ahead.  But, I will say that we made eye contact a lot and it was enjoyable while it lasted...we both got off)

Day 4: Nada (Ugh...this totally bugs me, but we had traveled 5 hours and spent the day with family who decided it was a good idea to brave the mall...I avoid Black Friday like the PLAGUE!  But what could I do...so 15! of us, including my three children (two of whom HATE shopping) wandered around the mall...Someone please give me a drink.  We layed in bed that night...not our own...and just couldn't...we both passed out.)

 

Day 5: Hour long, multiple position awesomeness! (I felt awful about passing out and was really irritated about it so Levi made a rule that we would just have to make it up by having sex twice one day...yes, that shall be a real hardship for you dear *note sarcasm*:)  We traveled back home and Levi flirted and kissed, and butt grabbed all day...which got me all excited about our evening to come.  I also had a chance to read on the drive...yes, I read romance...which helped me get in the mood as well.  I am quite sure I fell asleep with that cat ate the cream look on my face.)

Day 6: Hand job (I know, pretty lame...but I tried to make it as exciting as I could for Levi...I had reflux...it sucks to be old, and was just not feeling it, but I made sure he felt good)

So that is where we are so far...if you decide to try it, let me know so I can read how it is going for you too! I will keep you posted:)