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"When what you are fighting is not the enemy, surrender is victory, not defeat"

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Friday, November 22, 2013

Dear Bea,

I am THAT one in the group.  I am the one that people call and ask for advice.  I have NO idea why other than the fact that I never laugh at them? Maybe?  I don't consider my advice wise...half the time I just prescribe wine.  TMI is not really in my vocabulary, though, so I often get and give sex advice.

So I had a friend who called me to tell me how grumpy and stressed her husband had been lately and wanted to know if I had any advice on how to cheer him up.

Seriously, this is easy.

So I asked her...how long has it been since you had sex?

Um...Uhh....

Sweetie, if it is taking that long to remember, then it has been too long...Jump him.  I am quite certain his mood will improve.

And you know what?  She called me the next day.  Voila, husband is a happy camper.

Hmmm....I have been a bit grumpy lately and feeling like roommates so maybe I should take my own advice...this has been a low couple of weeks for some reason.  Thinking I should jump Levi...yep, sounds like a plan.

Have a lot going on and may not be around this week, so I hope you all have a lovely holiday.

My advice to you this week?  Lighten up and have sex...and wine...improve the mood in your house:)

18 comments:

  1. Sounds like some good advice, not too sure it can ever be wrong.

    ~PB

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  2. LOL Bea...very cute post! Go and jump Levi's bones as much as possible! Oh and remember...quickies can be fun. ;)

    Blessings...
    Cat

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  3. Ha, this is cute! Sometimes the best cures are the simplest ones.

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  4. Excellent idea Bea. ;)

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  5. Great advcie girl. Have a great holiday.

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  6. Blah, blah, blah...I prefer to remember last American Thanksgiving, when Levi found your blog ! LMBO!
    ( and of course the strengthening of a fantastic friendship...but man you were REALLY on the ceiling! LOL!)

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
    love Ya

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  7. LoL Bea, great advice :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  8. Wine and sex...might be the famous cure all that people have been searching for...maybe you should write a book! There's big money is self help books. :-)

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  9. Oh this was cute! Sorry I missed it. I guess I am not super late though as it seems to have posted only yesterday? :) Sex is always great advice!

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