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Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Conclusion of the Sexcapades

I would like to start by saying that I hope that all of you had a joyous Christmas and a happy New Year.  I am sorry that I haven't been around.  Having guests and my kiddos constantly about has made it difficult to blog, let alone blog about sex...so this post is a bit delayed.  May I present to you the conclusion of our 30 day sex challenge in all it's glory:)

 
Day 16:  nada...again!  Okay so this challenge isn't going exactly how I wanted it to, but I could not have picked a busier time of year to challenge myself...next time I am picking June!


Day 17: Funny Joking Sex...I am not sure that I have ever had this sort of sex but it was fun and hysterical and included some attempts to jokingly suggest that we scoot over in the middle of it so that he has to sleep in the wet spot and laughingly chastising him about the fact that it should always be his responsibility to get the towel and it ALWAYS needs to come out of the cabinet and not from the floor.  All this in absolute good humor and teasing...needless to say I had a towel thrown at me and was then told afterwards that he had wiped the floor with it, I then jumped to his side of the bed and stuck my tongue out...we were rolling...guess you had to be there.


Day 18: Fell Asleep in a Tangle while Making Out...we were just so tired!!
Day 19: Morning Quickie...Levi is walking around like he is on Cloud 9
Day 20: nada...someone almost saw all my "notes" on my phone!!! holy cow what would they have thought?...my notes are mostly nada and morning...although I am sure that it wouldn't take them long to figure out quickie and maintenance!

 
Day 21: Morning...Levi leaves every morning with quite the smile on his face.

Day 22: nada

 
Day 23: Morning...AGAIN?  Levi seems happy...I seem to be getting a bit bored. (I'll explain this in the following post)

Day 24: nada

Day 25: nada


Day 26: Beautiful Slow Awesomeness...Now, I am floating on clouds:)


Day 27: Morning...Have I mentioned that Levi loves morning sex, while I don't like to speak with anyone until I have had two cups of coffee?  I should get the wife of the year award.


Day 28: Morning...Very, Very Quietly...like hunting rabbits...Lol I crack myself up, but the kids were awake and watching cartoons so we had to be quick and quiet.

 
Day 29: nada...Christmas Eve...we were up building crap for Santa until 2:00 am...I don't think Santa is going to get anything that he has to build on Christmas Eve EVER AGAIN!! His elves did not look like this!


Day 30: Christmas Awesomeness and Levi thanking me for my awesome Christmas outfit and 30 days of fun:)

So what did I learn from all this?  A lot!  And I will be writing about it tomorrow:)

5 comments:

  1. Hi Bea, Happy New Year! Great to hear from you :)

    LoL, sounds like the challenge went pretty well overall! :) Looking forward to the upcoming post!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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  2. What is it about men and morning quickies...floating all the way to work like they have just conquered the world? LOL

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    1. They don't have to work too hard and get their pleasure quickly.

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  3. Yeah, what's that all about? H likes morning quickies too. I prefer long drawn out at night with hugs to follow.
    You seem to have had fun.

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  4. Instead of a towel, you might go to a medical supply store and get a couple of incontinence bed pads. They are quilted polyester on the upside and satiny on the downside. They are made by Essential Medical Supply and called Quick-Sorb and are 34" 35". They are about $19 each.

    They generally will not bleed through like a towel if you FE. I always use two or one and a towel just in case. They are machine washable and dry-able on low and are good for many, many uses. They can be mildly bleached but they discourage use of softener as it will decrease the absorbency by up to 25%. Incidentally, softener does the same to your underwear and towels, things which you want to be absorbent. It also has specific drying instructions. All this specificity doesn't mean they are difficult to use and clean, just that they keep you from making mistakes that will limit it effectiveness of number of uses. We have yet to wear one out. I am sure it is the drying that is the issue with the polyester that can limit their life.

    They do not get warm or clammy next to the skin but feel soft. They are NOT thick and cushy like a baby diaper. The reason I mention that is if you are an FEer, unlike a diaper or thick wearable pad, the moisture can only migrate so far before the pad is damp feeling. That and possible leakage is why I suggest one on top of the other. Pull the damp one out and good to go...and go...and go....and....It's always nice to have a spare in case you don't get one washed soon enough too. You could wash them with whites or towels but do remember to dry them separate and no fabric softener. Yeah, I know. "He sure knows a lot about laundry for a man. Is he taken yet?"

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